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		<title>Braindead obituarists hoaxed by Wikipedia</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The veteran BBC TV composer and arranger Ronnie Hazlehurst died on Monday night. His long career at the corporation produced some of the most (irritatingly) memorable theme tunes: including The Two Ronnies, Reggie Perrin, Last Of The Summer Wine, Blankety Blank and the Morse Code theme for Some Mothers Do &#8216;Ave &#8216;Em. But when his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The veteran BBC TV composer and arranger Ronnie Hazlehurst died on Monday night. His long career at the corporation produced some of the most (irritatingly) memorable theme tunes: including <em>The Two Ronnies</em>, <em>Reggie Perrin</em>, <em>Last Of The Summer Wine</em>, <em>Blankety Blank</em> and the Morse Code theme for <em>Some Mothers Do &#8216;Ave &#8216;Em</em>.</p>
<p>But when his obituaries appeared yesterday, there was an odd addition to Hazlehurst&#8217;s canon. Apparently he had emerged from retirement a few years ago to co-write the song &#8216;Reach&#8217;, a hit for Simon &#8220;Spice Girls&#8221; Fuller&#8217;s creation S Club 7.</p>
<p>&#8220;There could only be one source for this,&#8221; suggests Shaun Rolph, who tipped us off.</p>
<p>And yes &#8211; you can probably guess what it is:</p>
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<p align="center"><img src="http://regmedia.co.uk/2007/10/03/ronnie_hazlehurst_wikipedia.jpg" alt="Wikipedia's Ronnie Hazlehurst page" /></p>
<p>A couple of seconds in Google takes you to a real, primary source, EMI Publishing, where the correct credit for &#8216;Reach&#8217; is hidden in plain view: Cathy Dennis and Andrew Todd. The MCPS confirmed to us that the royalties are split 50:50 between the two composers.</p>
<p>So who fell for this?</p>
<p>Step forward BBC News, the <em>Grauniad</em> 2.0, the <em>Independent</em>, the <em>Times</em>, The <em>Stage</em> and Reuters &#8211; who all cut and pasted the phoney factoid from Wikipedia without a second thought. The <em>Times</em>&#8216; obituary writer professed to be surprised by Ronnie&#8217;s late-career comeback &#8211; but not so surprised he felt the need to check whether it was actually true.</p>
<p>Hats off to the Telegraph, however, for not supping from the poison cup of Web 2.0.</p>
<p>(For you trainspotters: an anonymous edit introduced the hoax into the entries for both Hazlehurst and the song last month; an editor spotted the hoax on the WWiki&#8217;s page about the song, but not the page for the composer. Subsequently, diligent Wikipedians even corrected the spelling of &#8220;Hazlehurst&#8221; &#8211; but not the false information itself.)</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://regmedia.co.uk/2007/10/03/corrected_spelling_of_hoax.png"></p>
<p>Recently, Tom Melly wrote <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/15/tom_melly_wikipedia_comment/">here</a> about how lazy hacks could look no further than Wikipedia for biographical information about his late father George &#8211; and rightly put the blame for the spread of misinformation on the journalists themselves.</p>
<p>But this is the first case of obituarists being hoaxed in such large numbers. It&#8217;s as well Wikipedia hasn&#8217;t branched out into the Funerals and Tombstones business.</p>
<p>Yet.</p>
<p>Adds Shaun:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;He was at the Beeb for 20 years and they clearly just spent five minutes on Wikipedia to prepare his obit. I&#8217;d feel happier if he had written Reach. I&#8217;d like to have seen S Club going through Hebden Bridge in a tin bath.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>With fantastic timing, the Guardian Arts blog asked yesterday, &#8220;Could the birth of literary software herald the rise of robotic authors?&#8221;.</p>
<p>Er&#8230; they&#8217;re working on it, folks. Starting with robotic reporters.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;The biggest attempt at recording theft ever attempted&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The husband of the late classical pianist Joyce Hatto has apparently admitted to &#8220;doctoring&#8221; sound recordings issued on his own record label. William Barrington-Coupe issued over 100 CDs of his wife, who hadn&#8217;t performed in public for 30 years, on his label Concert Artists Recordings. Recently Hatto, who died last year, had been rediscovered to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The husband of the late classical pianist Joyce Hatto has apparently admitted to &#8220;doctoring&#8221; sound recordings issued on his own record label.</p>
<p>William Barrington-Coupe issued over 100 CDs of his wife, who hadn&#8217;t performed in public for 30 years, on his label Concert Artists Recordings. Recently Hatto, who died last year, had been rediscovered to great critical acclaim.</p>
<p>However, sound analysis commissioned by <em>Gramophone</em> magazine revealed very strong evidence that the CDs issued under her name were actually the clumsily-manipulated recordings of other performers.</p>
<p>Audio expert and sound restorer Andrew Rose of Pristine Audio told us last week it was &#8220;the biggest attempt at recording theft ever attempted&#8221;.<br />
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Barrington-Coupe initially denied the claims, but in a letter to the owner of a label whose work he illegally used, he finally confessed.</p>
<p>Gramophone reports the contents of his letter to BIS Records CEO Robert von Bahr. BIS&#8217;s recording of László Simon performing Liszt&#8217;s 12 Études d´exécution transcendante was one of the recordings identified on a Hatto CD.</p>
<p>In his letter, Barrington-Coupe admits to doctoring other people&#8217;s recordings and passing them off as his wife&#8217;s. According to Barrington-Coupe, he had been unable to master her authentic cassette recordings to CD, and began to &#8220;rerecord her repertoire&#8221;. He chose performers whose style and technique were simple, and gradually learnt new audio tricks such as stretching the sound. It&#8217;s a tall tale indeed, and Gramophone casts doubt on the plausibility of the hoaxer&#8217;s confession.</p>
<p><small><strong>[stories about authenticity are fascinating]</strong></small></p>
<p>In a statement on the BIS Records website last week, von Bahr said he would probably not sue for copyright infringement.</p>
<p>&#8220;Unless further, aggravating circumstances are discovered, we do therefore not intend to take any legal steps against those responsible for the possible infringement of the copyright of BIS Records.</p>
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		<title>&#039;Hoax&#039; stuns classical music world</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gramophone magazine has unearthed what one sound recording expert describes as &#8220;the biggest attempt at recording theft ever.&#8221; Thanks to the internet, the formerly obscure British classical pianist Joyce Hatto had become a critical favorite shortly before her death last year. In 2005, the Boston Globe described her as &#8220;the greatest living pianist that almost [...]]]></description>
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<p><em>Gramophone</em> magazine has unearthed what one sound recording expert describes as &#8220;the biggest attempt at recording theft ever.&#8221;</p>
<p>Thanks to the internet, the formerly obscure British classical pianist Joyce Hatto had become a critical favorite shortly before her death last year.</p>
<p>In 2005, the <em>Boston Globe</em> described her as &#8220;the greatest living pianist that almost no one has heard of&#8221;.</p>
<p>The <em>Guardian</em>&#8216;s music critic Jeremy Nicholas called the recordings &#8220;the most extraordinary recordings I have ever heard.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Best of all is her musical imagination, which finds original things to say about the most familiar music,&#8221; wrote a thrilled <em>Globe</em> critic.</p>
<p>The problem is, experts who have analysed her recordings say, is that they&#8217;re not original at all.<br />
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Over 100 CD recordings have been issued by Concert Artists Recordings, a record label run by her husband William Barrington-Coupe, all subsequent to her retirement from public performance thirty five years ago.</p>
<p>Sound engineer Andrew Rose of Pristine Audio, who performed an analysis of Hatto&#8217;s recordings on behalf of Gramophone, says every one of the CDs he has analysed can be attributed to another artist.</p>
<p>&#8220;We have yet to investigate a Hatto recording that has not proved to be a hoax,&#8221; concludes Rose. In several cases, says Rose, the original sound recording had been manipulated to disguise the source.</p>
<p>(Calls to the Concert Artists Recordings record label were not returned today.)</p>
<p>Unlike the case of JT Leroy, a celebrity author created by a San Francisco couple, who hired a relative to perform his public appearances, Joyce Hatto really existed. But Rose suggests that no recordings since 1970 can accurately be attributed to her.</p>
<p>&#8220;Joyce Hatto was a pianist of moderate status in the UK, and abroad was not considered to be a great. Then, later, she&#8217;s hailed as one of the greatest of all time,&#8221; he told us.</p>
<p>&#8220;Here we have an elderly lady who refuses to play concerts, in fact refuses to play for anybody, even friends, in any capacity.&#8221;</p>
<p>Barrington-Coupe has expressed surprise at the allegations and says he will perform his own sound analysis. A separate investigation has shown strong correlations between recordings attributed to Hatto, and other artists.</p>
<p>Hatto&#8217;s belated fame owes much to the internet, notes Rose.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a reputation that spread through the backwaters of the internet, thanks to online reviews and comments, message boards, and particularly on Usenet, ultimately resulting in the first major article in <em>Gramophone</em> magazine only a year ago. It&#8217;s a reputation that was built online.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Voices were raised,&#8221; he notes, but these were in a minority. Rose describes it as &#8220;utterly remarkable &#8211; the biggest attempt at recording theft ever attempted.&#8221;</p>
<p>There is one intriguing similarity with the JT Leroy case, however. Leroy&#8217;s painful &#8220;life history&#8221; &#8211; child prostitute, heroin addict &#8211; was an essential part of the authenticity of his appeal.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s Barrington-Coupe on the missus, with our emphasis added:</p>
<p>&#8220;She doesn&#8217;t want to play in public because she never knows when the pain will start, or when it will stop, and she refuses to take drugs. Nothing has stopped her, and I believe <strong>the illness has added a third dimension to her playing</strong>; she gets at what is inside the music, what lies behind it.&#8221; ®</p>
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		<title>Wikipedia defends reality against Stephen Colbert</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[TV wit Stephen Colbert has had more fun at the expense of Wikipedia with another deeply ironic prank. Last year Colbert satirized the project&#8217;s dependence on the consensus theory of truth &#8211; which for Wikipedians is a feature, not a bug. The project&#8217;s guideline &#8220;WP:V&#8221; states, &#8220;The threshold for inclusion in Wikipedia is verifiability, not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TV wit Stephen Colbert has had more fun at the expense of Wikipedia with another deeply ironic prank.</p>
<p>Last year Colbert satirized the project&#8217;s dependence on the consensus theory of truth &#8211; which for Wikipedians is a feature, not a bug. The project&#8217;s guideline &#8220;WP:V&#8221; states, &#8220;The threshold for inclusion in Wikipedia is verifiability, not truth&#8221; [their emphasis] &#8211; and in practice this means that if you can can find a source on the notoriously reliable truth machine called the internet, then cobble up enough votes to support a notion, you win!</p>
<p>On his show <em>The Colbert Report</em>, the comedian seized on news that Microsoft had paid a contractor to fiddle with an entry about open source file formats.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s a transcript below to save you wrestling with the Comedy Channel&#8217;s user-unfriendly video player, but in short, Colbert urged viewers to amend the entry for &#8220;Reality&#8221; to read &#8220;Reality Has Become A Commodity&#8221;.</p>
<p>Viewers obliged, forcing Wikipedia&#8217;s version of Reality to be locked down, with administrators &#8211; quite wisely &#8211; warning of the damage that Californians could do to reality.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s Colbert&#8217;s report.<br />
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<em>I read the headline last week, &#8220;Microsoft offers cash for Wikipedia edit.&#8221;</p>
<p>Apparently, the software behemoth hired an Australian computer expert so they would be more favourable to Microsoft&#8217;s products. Now I know a lot of people don&#8217;t trust Microsoft &#8211; just because they&#8217;ve been accused of bundling software to crush smaller companies like puppies in a pile-driver.</p>
<p>But I&#8217;m sure people are going to start trusting Microsoft again if Microsoft just pays someone to write an entry in Wikipeda on how people are trusting Microsoft again.</p>
<p>Of course Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales said he was, quote,</p>
<p>&#8221; &#8230; very disappointed to hear that Microsoft was taking that approach&#8221;</p>
<p>Boo hoo, Comrade!  Open source software is like free trade &#8211; and the invisible hand of the market has the mouse now.</p>
<p>Now others out there are going to say, &#8220;Can&#8217;t Microsoft&#8217;s competitors pay somebody to change it back?&#8221;</p>
<p>Exactly.</p>
<p>IBM can throw some of their money at perception and make their products &#8220;objectively better&#8221;.</p>
<p>Then Microsoft can fire their cash cannons back, and we&#8217;re off to the races!</p>
<p>This is the essence of Wikilobbying. When money determines Wikipedia entries, reality has become a commodity. And I&#8217;ll give five bucks to the first person who goes on W and changes the entry on Reality to &#8220;Reality Has Become A Commodity&#8221;.</p>
<p>And to those who say &#8220;That&#8217;s not what Reality is&#8221;, I say &#8220;Go look up it on Wikipedia&#8221;. </em></p>
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