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  • Predicting the future from the social media swamp
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    Predicting the future from the social media swamp

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    Andrew Orlowski

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    16 May 2022

    About 20 years ago my techno-utopian friends in California began to have a strange glint in their eye. It’s the sort of glint people acquire after joining a religious cult, and they were obsessed with a new idea. What they believed was that with so many people now communicating via the internet, what they called…

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  • Columns

    The Cult of the Business Guru, and the pop psychology anecdotalists that business doesn’t need

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    Andrew Orlowski

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    25 April 2022

    “Some people can only think in anecdotes, it appears, and are deft at using them as a social currency. In recent years, it is this group that has been in the ascendancy in many organisations.” How Malcolm Gladwell created the template for modern business fads. Read more at The Daily Telegraph. … Read More

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  • Stories

    The Mood Police: when Wellness and Wokeness collide

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    Andrew Orlowski

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    12 March 2021

    So you thought you’d broken the ice with that quick chat at Costa this morning with the new hire – but your wristband has buzzed and now the human resources manager wants you to call them urgently. You’ve been too assertive, they warn. … Read More

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  • Columns

    ID cards are a civil servant’s dream – and the public’s worst nightmare

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    Andrew Orlowski

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    14 November 2022

    The beaches of Dover are awash with abandoned plastic left by the dinghy migrants, but Stephen Kinnock has proposed adding some more – the Shadow Minister for Immigration has floated the idea of introducing ID cards. Surely, Kinnock mused, we could introduce a basic national card, while protecting civil liberties? He was quickly slapped down by…

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    Self-driving cars are going nowhere

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    Andrew Orlowski

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    15 August 2022

    In this column at the Daily Telegraph, I explain why so little progress has been made in autonomous driving, and ask – why did we ever think this was a good idea? There’s no evidence that consumers ever wanted them. Demand for Autonomous Vehicles has come from people who talk about technology for a living,…

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  • Like kicking dead whales down a beach: understanding the Great Hydrogen Delusion
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    Like kicking dead whales down a beach: understanding the Great Hydrogen Delusion

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    Andrew Orlowski

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    16 April 2022

    Engineers will rarely tell you something is impossible, even when your proposal is a very bad idea. Computer scientists at Stanford and MIT in the 1970s came up with a wonderful expression for this, an assignment that was technically feasible, but highly undesirable. They called it “kicking a dead whale down a beach”. The folklore…

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  • Columns

    Electric cars have a very dirty secret 

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    Andrew Orlowski

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    28 March 2022

    A new restaurant has opened in town. Only the portions are small, the food is cold and tasteless, and the service is grumpy and indifferent. The owners appeal to the Government, who promptly ban all rival restaurants in a 25-mile radius.  If this sounds madly improbable, it shouldn’t. The principle is alive and well in…

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