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  • Predicting the future from the social media swamp
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    Predicting the future from the social media swamp

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    Andrew Orlowski

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    16 May 2022

    About 20 years ago my techno-utopian friends in California began to have a strange glint in their eye. It’s the sort of glint people acquire after joining a religious cult, and they were obsessed with a new idea. What they believed was that with so many people now communicating via the internet, what they called a “Hive Mind” was beginning to emerge. And from this we could derive people’s thoughts and intentions.

    Some even hoped it would help replace today’s … Read More

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  • Columns

    The Cult of the Business Guru, and the pop psychology anecdotalists that business doesn’t need

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    Andrew Orlowski

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    25 April 2022

    “Some people can only think in anecdotes, it appears, and are deft at using them as a social currency. In recent years, it is this group that has been in the ascendancy in many organisations.”

    How Malcolm Gladwell created the template for modern business fads. Read more at The Daily Telegraph. … Read More

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  • Stories

    The Mood Police: when Wellness and Wokeness collide

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    Andrew Orlowski

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    12 March 2021

    So you thought you’d broken the ice with that quick chat at Costa this morning with the new hire – but your wristband has buzzed and now the human resources manager wants you to call them urgently. You’ve been too assertive, they warn. … Read More

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    Self-driving cars are going nowhere

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    Andrew Orlowski

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    15 August 2022

    In this column at the Daily Telegraph, I explain why so little progress has been made in autonomous driving, and ask – why did we ever think this was a good idea? There’s no evidence that consumers ever wanted them.

    Demand for Autonomous Vehicles has come from people who talk about technology for a living, rather than do it: public officials, and future-gazers, largely. It’s an exercise only made possible by cheap money and a disconnect between engineering and public … Read More

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  • Like kicking dead whales down a beach: understanding the Great Hydrogen Delusion
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    Like kicking dead whales down a beach: understanding the Great Hydrogen Delusion

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    Andrew Orlowski

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    16 April 2022

    Engineers will rarely tell you something is impossible, even when your proposal is a very bad idea. Computer scientists at Stanford and MIT in the 1970s came up with a wonderful expression for this, an assignment that was technically feasible, but highly undesirable. They called it “kicking a dead whale down a beach”. The folklore compendium The Hacker’s Dictionary defines this as a “slow, difficult, and disgusting process”.

    Yes, you can do it like that. But you really don’t want … Read More

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  • Columns

    Electric cars have a very dirty secret 

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    Andrew Orlowski

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    28 March 2022

    A new restaurant has opened in town. Only the portions are small, the food is cold and tasteless, and the service is grumpy and indifferent. The owners appeal to the Government, who promptly ban all rival restaurants in a 25-mile radius. 

    If this sounds madly improbable, it shouldn’t. The principle is alive and well in the UK, and beginning to define how we live and work. Lobbyists have discovered that the only way to advance their deeply flawed and inferior … Read More

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  • Stories

    Let them eat bugs: on meat and the English class system

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    Andrew Orlowski

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    30 December 2021

    Meat has never been so popular, nor as demonised by high status opinion. Here I examine the dubious claims that giving up meat helps the planet, and the elites fetish for synthetic meat and even insects. A long read, at Spiked.… Read More

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